http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/ ©2007 Spoonlabs d.o.o. Vivvo CMS 4.0 2010-09-09T12:15:28+01:00 http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/lady_gaga_s_meat_bikini.html 2010-09-08T15:49:01+01:00 2010-09-08T15:49:01+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml  I should probably apologize for that headline because it implies something entirely different, but yet doesn’t at the same time because here’s Lady Gaga in http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/khloe_kardashian_s_not_one.html 2010-09-08T17:04:19+01:00 2010-09-08T17:04:19+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml    Seen here proving she does shop in the maternity section, Khloe Kardashian is allegedly the result of an affair between Kris Jenner and another man http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/britney_spears_sexually_harassed_a.html 2010-09-08T18:32:30+01:00 2010-09-08T18:32:30+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml    “Did someone say ’sodey pop’? *vagina diddle*” Britney Spears‘ former bodyguard Fernando Flores is officially filing a lawsuit today alleging the Legally Retarded One sexually harassed http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/angelina_jolie_criticizes_quran_burning.html 2010-09-08T20:06:19+01:00 2010-09-08T20:06:19+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml  Oh, good. Just what this situation needed: Hollywood! While visiting Pakistan yesterday (above), Angelina Jolie voiced her opinion on a small Florida church’s planned burning of http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/snooki_called_lindsay_lohan_wannabe.html 2010-09-08T21:34:25+01:00 2010-09-08T21:34:25+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml    Snooki appeared in court today to face charges for her drunken arrest last month and managed to walk away with only a $500 fine, but http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/guess_where_paris_hilton_smuggles.html 2010-09-08T22:26:11+01:00 2010-09-08T22:26:11+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml  Too subtle? You’re right. In a new tell-all book written by former Girls Gone Wild cameraman Ryan Simkin, Joe Francis is accused of allegedly being stupid http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/january_jones_as_emma_frost.html 2010-09-08T23:23:11+01:00 2010-09-08T23:23:11+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml    - Lady GaGa almost Tim McGraw’d a bitch. - Tom Cruise might be expecting. Don’t quote me on that. - Katy Perry still has http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/latest/oh_good_they_remembered_the.html 2010-09-09T00:26:05+01:00 2010-09-09T00:26:05+01:00 http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml    Twenty years in the industry, yet poor Carla never made it past burrito-stuffer. “But she’s got a crammer’s hands,” they’d often say… I know I just http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/gossip/a_handful_of_tommy_titty.html 2010-09-08T14:31:59+01:00 2010-09-08T14:31:59+01:00 dlisted.com At last night's NYC premiere of The Romantics, Stepford Katie constantly kept putting her trained hand right below Tommy Girl's decolletage (aka the official Scientology http://www.celebrityhijacker.com/news/gossip/racine_you_in_danger_girl.html 2010-09-08T15:44:21+01:00 2010-09-08T15:44:21+01:00 dlisted.com Don't worry, Maddox is placing his hand on the Rosetta Stone right this second to get the French translation for "You in danger girl" to