Afternoon Crumbs

This isn't what it looks like! Those ladies are beauticians and they are simply feathering and highlighting Bon Jovi's dick bush - Egotastic!

Gerard Butler named as the spokesman for L’Oreal's new line of topical ointments and roid cream! - Lainey Gossip

Does Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend realize that a hot bitch with a yellow purse is stealing the spotlight from her? - Hollywood Tuna

ANNE RICE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN-AAAAH!!! (Read that in God Warrior voice) - Towleroad

Simon Monjack left Brittany Murphy's estate dry - The Superficial

Blake Lively wearing a dress made out of placemats from the Little House on the Prairie - Popoholic

Kelly Bensimon goes jogging, stays out of traffic (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

JLove's got a new future ex-boyfriend - Celebitchy

Hehe. Steve Carell says "fuck you" to Zach Galifanakaisisiswhatever - OMG Blog

DELICIOUSNESS!!!! And I'm not talking about Orlando Bloom - Popsugar

Leonardo DiCaprio is not going to go in the Jacuzzi with Mel Gibson -ICYDK

ASkars old timey photo shoot that gives me the vapors just a little - Just Jared

JLo can't believe it's all butter - Cityrag

Business Woman out of The Real Broke Housewives of Atlanta - Crunk + Disorderly

Tara Reid better remove her skank lips from Lois Aldrin's man! - Hollywood Rag

The look on the dude's face behind Kate Hudson says it all - I'm Not Obsessed