At Least Her Battle Zone Weave Is Covered

Since the Department of Public Health ordered Brit Brit to cover up the crater of mangy weave hair on her head until a team of Hazmat professionals can properly tame it, she wore a hat while shopping for craft shit with her boyfriend Sam Merlotte Jason Trawick yesterday afternoon. And by "she wore a hat" I mean that Daddy Spears superglued that shit to her head.

It looks a Marshall's swallowed every fashion magazine's Don't section from 2002 and then violently barfed up all over Brit Brit, but this is still an upgrade for her ass! I mean, she doesn't totally look like she just blew all her Scratcher winnings at a Clothestime (RIP) sidewalk sale.