Gary Busy Is A Father Again

Drunk teefs himself Gary Busy is a father all over again at the ripe age of 65. USA Today says that Gary's 40-year-old girlfriend Steffanie Sampson gave birth to a healthy pair of dentures baby boy at 6:40 this morning. Child Protective Services already sent out a welcome package when Gary announced his girlfriend's pregnancy a couple of months ago.

Gary and Steffanie named their son Luke Samson Busey. Gary's rep said that Luke weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces (4 of those pounds are from his teeth). Gary and Steffanie also released this statement:

"This feels like a dream. We feel so blessed and are overwhelmed with happiness at Luke's arrival."

Gary saying "it feels like a dream" concerns me. Gary is feeling dream-like, because he inhaled a little nitrous at the hospital, right? Gary, unlock your chompers from that tank, and go hold your baby!