How Many Sequels To Showgirls Are There?!

I pretty much lost faith in the preservation of high art last week after a trailer for the supposed sequel to Showgirls made the internet rounds. It basically looked like a day in the life of Charlie Sheen. Well, a completely different trailer popped up today for a completely different sequel to Showgirls.

This one is written, directed and stars Rena Reiffel, who played "Nobody Fucks A Penny" in the original. FINALLY, we have a cinematic rhinestone worthy of carrying on the good Showgirls name!

Yes, this looks like something a community college film class would do in the costume closet on a Monday night after getting drunk on wine coolers, but it had me at the line: "Whore, now come do my nails."

Source: Boy Culture via ONTD