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						<title>Madonna demands the loins of Gerard Butler</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according </description>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according </description>
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						<title>Oh, Nothing Is Going On</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin's testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along </description>
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						<title>Oh, Nothing Is Going On</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin's testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along </description>
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						<title>The Musical Comeback You've All Been Waiting For!</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>A glimpse of Rojo Caliente, a double pee stream and the McCrabcake are all magical things in life that only happen once in a blue </description>
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						<title>The Musical Comeback You've All Been Waiting For!</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>A glimpse of Rojo Caliente, a double pee stream and the McCrabcake are all magical things in life that only happen once in a blue </description>
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						<title>The Mites Have Returned Home!</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>A little over a week ago, Brit Brit went to the salon to get her weave chopped off and her scalp fumigated. I'm sure you </description>
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						<title>The Mites Have Returned Home!</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>A little over a week ago, Brit Brit went to the salon to get her weave chopped off and her scalp fumigated. I'm sure you </description>
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						<title>Posh Stays Social and David Gears Up to Take on United Again</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>David Beckham arrived at Manchester's airport with his AC Milan teammates this morning and faced a large crowd of waiting fans. The boys are in </description>
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						<title>Posh Stays Social and David Gears Up to Take on United Again</title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
						<description>David Beckham arrived at Manchester's airport with his AC Milan teammates this morning and faced a large crowd of waiting fans. The boys are in </description>
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